Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Drinking with Satan David

Satan: "Oh c'mon... We're going to Big Bamboo to have a drink."
Yours Truly: "But I'm tired."
S: "Just one drink. Don't be a little girl."

Thus it begins.

David is Satan. That is the gist of it.

Dude works all day- whipping the staff into a frenzy, then back to the hotel for dinner. After dinner it's off to a local dive and lots of alcohol.

Not just beer... Oh no...
Do you remember Koln last year? Triples of Captain Morgan with a hint of CocaCola just to cut the bite of the spirit?
Yeah.
Just like that...only worse.

Doubles of Capt. Morgan, alternating with shots of SoCo and Lime...or some other vile concoction like the Monkey Breath or whatever the hell it was that James was feeding me.
We'd try to leave and Satan David would draw us back in with a question about schedules or tasks for the next day, and ...Whoa! Another round of shots would appear.

Lovely. Simply lovely.

Need more proof?

Well, there's photographic evidence.
Vampires don't show up on film or in mirrors...
Satan David has other indications of his nefarious origins evident when on-camera.

These photos are not retouched... These are fresh out of the digicam.


Peter, Ryan and Satan David, preparing to assault a drinking establishment.


Sean, Satan David & Ace... Wandering about in Shanghai.

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Lena, Molly, Ryan and Satan David.


Yours truly and Satan David...
The obscene finger gesture? The explanation is obvious...
The devil made me do it.

TBG - Just an old guy trying to get into Heaven.

1 comment:

Luc said...

"TBG - Just an old guy trying to get into Heaven"

Unless you loose your present accomplices and re-unite with your clean, sober, church going friends at the NHL, you're going straight down you-know-where .... Jaaaaay come to us Jaaaaay. We'll save your soul. MWOUHAHAHAHAHA!