Drama in the Aisle

An "overly entitled" passenger is pitching a fit- she has 3 bags and a purse, and the largest bag will not fit anywhere on the plane.
Not in the overhead,
Not under the seat-
Not even in the closet in the galley.

And Sy'an'iqua isn't having any of that!!

You ain't takin' *my* bag.

Oh no you d'int!!

Yikes- I feel a flight delay coming on as the Red Jackets come to moderate the festivities.

TBG - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ