Sunday, October 20, 2013

On Two Wheels...

A quick pro-tip for Motorcyclists:
Unless you are wearing a full-face helmet, no matter how tired you are, do not yawn.
A large flying insect WILL, regardless of the law of averages, fly in your gaping maw and hit your epiglottis at terminal velocity.
This makes safe motorcycle handling difficult, and will lessen your enjoyment of breakfast immensely. 
Here endeth the lesson.

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

But it's protein... :-)